"My Mind Is Like My Internet Browser, crewneck sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a playful, slightly sarcastic vibe for anyone who juggles too many tabs and too little brainspace. The front artwork — a spirited skull sipping coffee beneath the line “My mind is like my internet browser” and the tongue-in-cheek count of open tabs — reads like an inside joke shared between late-night workers, students, and multitaskers. The midweight cotton-poly blend and ribbed collar keep the shape soft but structured; seams are double-stitched for longevity so the print stays the focal point through many washes. Wear it during long study sessions, low-key coffee shop hangs, or while you’re sorting through digital clutter at home. It’s familiar, comfortable, and a little witty — the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel seen and amused at the same time.

Product features

- Embroidered placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and both wrists.

- Made in Nicaragua; crafted from a 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) blend.

- No side seams (tubular knit) for reduced fabric waste and cleaner fit.

- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs.

- Safety and sustainability: OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton, with DTF inner labels and DTG prints.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean